This is the title of my first Substack post.

This is the subtitle of my first Substack post.

I took the day off to write, and then I didn’t write.

Instead of writing, I’m doing this… which is sort of like writing, but it’s not the kind of writing I should be doing at the moment.

So, this is Substack, huh? What all can it do?

*pushes knobs*

That’s fun.

I wonder what this does…

Nice. Wanna see a picture?

That’s the Doom Fiction guy. He’s some kind of bug man. You knew he would be.

Sometimes I think, if the past lives thing is real, I probably was some kind of bug… at least once. Maybe a few times. That would explain some things. I have little flashes of bug memories every now and then, and you all know I can’t resist a good light bulb.

That reminds me of my favorite joke in the entire world.

RIP Norm

I’m still pushing buttons.

Oh shit, I can charge for content here? Let’s see how this works.

Ahh, very cool. Okay, yeah, I like this place. It’s giving me ideas.

I’ve included a picture of the real Eighth Block Tower behind the paywall. Starting next week, there’ll be even better stuff on here.

Stay tuned for that.